Florida Man Only Eats Mac and Cheese For Last 17 Years
Florida Man Only Eats Mac and Cheese For Last 17 Years.
As I sit here staring at my mountain of macaroni and cheese, I can’t help but feel a sense of excitement wash over me. You see, I’ve recently decided to embark on a journey that some may call foolish, others ambitious, but I like to think of it as just downright delicious.
I’ve decided to only eat macaroni and cheese for the next 17 years.
Now before you go and call the authorities on me for making such a questionable life choice, let me explain. I’ve always been a big fan of classic comfort food, and while some may argue that there are more refined or “classy” pasta dishes out there, I say phooey to that. Give me a big ol’ bowl of gooey, cheese-covered noodles any day of the week.
But as I began to contemplate this decision further, I realized that there was one major problem with my plan: variety. How could I possibly survive on just mac and cheese for 17 whole years?
Well, it turns out that with a little bit of creativity (and perhaps a pinch of insanity), the possibilities are endless. I could try adding different types of cheeses to mix things up, or perhaps throw in some veggies for a more well-rounded meal. The options are endless, and I am nothing if not a master of improvisation.
Plus, think of all the money I’ll save by not having to constantly buy new ingredients for my meals. I’ll be able to retire early and live out the rest of my days in a cheese-filled paradise. Though it could turn out to be a nightmare in disguise.
Florida Man:
Austin Davis, a 20-year-old Florida resident, was highlighted in a VICE documentary and talked about his addiction to Mac and Cheese. The man has only ingested the food for the last 17 years!
According to Lad Bible, during one scene, Davis goes grocery shopping with the film crew and states that nothing on the shelves appeals to his palate, that the raw meat aisle is a “hellscape,” and that he doesn’t recognize most of the…
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