LOST EPISODE: Eating Sam’s Choice’s CHICKEN, BACON & RANCH Frozen Pizza

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My favorite people watch these videos Look at this look how weak i am ready Hold on wait wait Noise issues [Music] [Music] Welcome to brewing reviews [Music] Brewed in colorado before it was Colorado is that true When colorado become a state man i wish You had an alexa google alexa hey siri When did colorado become a state Colorado was founded august 1st 1876 What when did coors brewing open i found This on the web for when did coors Brewing open 1873. wow that's crazy wow I've been trying to do this new thing Where every time i yell uh hey alexa i Got kylie to answer and then google Stuff for me Corey what are we drinking today back to The coors banquets the golden beer baby Little scoobies and uh today we have the Sam's Choice choice chicken bacon ranch rising Crust pizza it's ranch sauce instead of Pizza sauce so that's a little Concerning but uh here's that is the Part i'm most concerned about it's got a Nice little look so it looks great it's Got a nice little caramelization on the Top of it or something i see cornmeal he Sees cornmeal so today we're going to

Eat it for the patreon crew exclusively And tell you whether or not you should Buy it i hate rising crust beauty aren't They the worst when i saw this in the Store i'm mad at myself i didn't do the Full read Glory i got chicken bacon ranch all Right cheers cheers I'm so thick bro It needs a pizza sauce yeah I don't think i like ranch-based pizza Why do people think that you have to do One or the other why don't they do a red Sauce and then a ranch drizzle why do They no that's boom and also powdered Sticker sauce can kind of double as a Pizza sauce if you got the tolerance so I'm going to put quite a bit on here to Make i want that tomato puree I got a really good crust because all The bacon fell on it it's like cooked Into it This isn't bad i just i think i'd add my Own jarred pizza sauce Yeah the ranch pipe's a little weird It's not that great a tasting of ranch No if it was better ranch Like i like the ingredients Like the bacon and chicken seems good Maybe if they use more of like a wing Stop or a jets ranch but this just sam's Choice ranch is kind of second tier At some point in my childhood too i Became like a

Anti-ranch as a sauce base as a pizza Base i kind of get it it's like we Talked about in recent episodes like Just because one thing is good on its Own doesn't mean that you can like Combine it with something like for Example the jerk chicken pizza mm-hmm Like i love your chicken I obviously love pizza you don't need to Combine them just because you can Dumb better with the sauce with six or Sauce needed it mm-hmm i'm just gonna Pick off bacon pizzas your bacon is Pretty damn good Yeah So what's to do with sam's choice Because i feel like another walmart Brand oh okay i guess the uh mystery has Been solved Sam walker Oh that's where sam's club came from You know sam's club is a Like subsidiary of walmart i don't know If i knew that Sam walton Oh yeah okay i know that name yeah all Right okay well wow sam wall and Starting with alexa and they got you Yeah and then basically they were like Well i guess we got these warehouses Full of crap We can just sell the bulk like uh Whatever the other big one is to create Sam's club one of the tough realizations

I had later in life was i didn't know This until i was like 23. i didn't even Put two and two together that walmart Was owned by wall our walgreens was Owned by walmart just learned that right Now oh you didn't know that i have no Idea yeah it's all the same thing it's Under the same company that's what i was Told that makes perfect sense yeah Because why would something be wal like You know what i mean it makes sense yeah I was like oh right yeah i definitely Knew that this cheese is really good if There's not too much ranch on it you're Eating like a bird that's all kind of Eating like if a raccoon or a raccoon Found pizza they would they would do That with your fingers I think one slice is enough right now no That's not fair to you guys you paid Money For eat more i'm gonna keep eating these Toppings like that little caramelization Is nice right Yeah the cheese cooked up great on here You know how much better this would be If they did a red sauce under it they're Really sitting on a gold mine here I'm sitting on the ground and then made The crust the regular crust yeah This could be a great pizza could have Been And i could have been a great uh athlete If i didn't tear my acl junior year

After i rushed for 1500 yards yeah that Was the only thing keeping you away Do you really play running back no that Whole thing was a made-up pigment i was Like that's not true that's a character Of mine The athletic world You were like in your prime in high School yep that's a guy that's uh alter Ego Never heard that character yeah i only Know you're right here Oh cory michael All right i don't know Michael might be retired now we're not Doing any more uh white claw whatever You call those seltzers he's a big Seltzer guy i could like we could do one Video like uh one week of videos every Two months where i drive Like i can bring my car and you can just Be a pedophile in a car yelling out to Kids That's probably a bad idea I think you're trying to get me arrested Yeah Yeah all right well um i think i have Enough information to make a logical Choice guys once again thank you so much For following along with the friday Videos all the patreon people as you Know we recently switched to have this Only available to you so we love all of You um

All right i guess it's time to tell them Whether or not they should get it eric Mccluskey still here under the patreon Parent company Drummo please Thank you sir all right thumbs up or Thumbs down whether or not you like to Enjoy do you think the sixers should get The cbr From sam's choice are you ready Yes you're sorry Blacked out Just that ranch is off-putting Um i think you heard us say everything We thought about it if it had red sauce If they did a couple little things Different makes you think there might be Some good sam's uh choice foods though Yeah they had a buffalo chicken pizza i Didn't i guess buffalo sauce would be The base on that we almost got that then I think i'd be maybe a little bit more Inclined to enjoy yeah let us know Should we get that in the coming months Should we try to find that again uh we Could What are we doing i'm playing We've only had like three sips of your Beer yeah a bit more just playing with It oh wow this is really full Nice job now you got to take it off Again oh There's my alarm to wake up Guys i'll see you monday for new video

Thanks for watching with us don't forget Hydra six or sauce available to make Your pizzas better Sure I'll have a drink Also it's not blown out back there That's all snow Dreaming of a white Christmas that was last month we want to Show them the song that shown us now all Right Let's show they pay the big bucks for This Wow Wow Damn Oh i know where this is going to throw You if you didn't have a camera in your Hand i would No my work computer is over yeah i'm Going to stand right in front of kylie's Club i run this here Oh i got real nervous [Music] Hope everybody has a beautiful winter Cool Nature [Music] You